the adventure of OnionKnight.

Monday, November 17, 2003

Hmm. A shocking discovery from the shower. Water takes a longer time to trickle down from my head to my toes. Nono, i'm not growing taller at all.

i'm fat. no i was always fat. I AM FATTER!. I fitted myself into the super short sexy pt pants free from my one day posting at OCS. FREAK. I dont remember myself spilling out of it. GROTESQUE is the word. I think my excesolipidis problem is getting ermm....out of proportion already.

There seems to be this odd linkage between my growing tummy and the season. Its not hard to notice that my "fatty season" always seems to be the period just before the holidays. I guess i could explain it since i had badminton training seasons to cope with during early year and end year intensive preparation. But now? Oh so i have not been the stay-in kinda 5-bmx type. Still. Is there some hidden physiological structure to my own body?

I thought i was quite a banana. Growing ripe, fat and ermm plump when the rainy season came. Bleah.

I felt somewhat better after my short 2 click run + conditioning round my neighbourhood. I hope this discipline does not dissapear as suddenly as the rain and perhaps my effort can ermm.... bear fruit.