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Thursday, June 16, 2005

tim tam orgasms

Love me more than any man can - Chocolate. A woman's best friend, lover and sinful indulgence before a guilt striken stupor.

man (just me, actually) has resisted Cocoa in its purest, most devilish form for eternity, only to be mindless worshippers* once more with TimTam Creamy Truffle Temptation. Havent tried it before? You obviously haven't been living. Mere thought of silky smooth chocolate and them little crunchies swimming in pearly truffle sauce is enough to make my heart dance and blood sugar rise. (hey!)

(*Trivia, Cocoa: (lit) food of the gods)

i was initially flooded by deep uber reviews and rants for Batman Begins but now everything has been flushed down by little swirls of chocolate and white truffle yummies.

i shall only begin (heh.) my rantings after Batman's official opening tommorow. (its a 4/5 experience, and is 2nd only to munching TimTams) till then i shall sleep on it and wonder ... "Wouldnt it be nice if the world was timtam ...."


TimTam Man: Begins.
"Its not what's beneath that matters, but what you really eat that defines who you are."

p/s:no, The man behind the cape aint me. chubby arms. but no. not me. seriously. not that crazy to sleep on 20 boxes of it. let alone buy it.