Google-a-Name!

bored. bored. bored. i celebrate my 68th hour of voluntary house arrest with googling friend's full names.

here's some of my results...

1. Hoe YN - lse email, sisters article in CNA on chinese new year. (yawn)
2. Tan KW - the desolate. homepage did in Sec school (hmm..)
3. Yue KK - speech by memberofparliament commending his achievements in school. (wah)
4. Ma WY - homepage did in Sec school (yawn)
5. Loy CM - porn (nah kidding), mariah carey homepages ... (YAWN)
6. OU GJ - sec school alumni list (yawn)
8. Koh WN - nothing. (wow)
9. HAN HY - VJC students_scoring_3_to_4_distinctions.XLS (heh.)
10. Chua FH - Personal photogallery at pbase.com (okay...)
11. AY KC - nothing. (too many au-yuengs)

bored ah? No no wait... THERE IS A WINNER!

*drum roll*
AND THE WINNER.

12. Lee YL - The Grace Lee Project <- ITS A DOCUMENTARY. HAHAHAHAHA.

p/s: i know. I AM VERY BORED. i told u so ...

Mr. OnionKnight ver.1.0beta

have a good laugh and shuttup.

I click, it appears and i don't know why.

i'm ashamed of myself. my room is already too small for me to hide and the web too vast not to get lost while doing it. I call myself a blogger but yet until today, i still dont know how to create my own blogskin. Yes yes, i've modified someone's hard coding into what you see today, but ultimately, i was merely editing someone's code. Not creating one from scratch. Googling "Blogskin for Dummies" popped out a tutorial which seemed decent enough for me to perhaps start trying again today ... my world crashed when i realised the author (of the tutorial) was aged 15, Singaporean and a girl. i'm ashamed and guilty of my ignorance. boo hoo.

tim tam orgasms

Love me more than any man can - Chocolate. A woman's best friend, lover and sinful indulgence before a guilt striken stupor.

man (just me, actually) has resisted Cocoa in its purest, most devilish form for eternity, only to be mindless worshippers* once more with TimTam Creamy Truffle Temptation. Havent tried it before? You obviously haven't been living. Mere thought of silky smooth chocolate and them little crunchies swimming in pearly truffle sauce is enough to make my heart dance and blood sugar rise. (hey!)

(*Trivia, Cocoa: (lit) food of the gods)

i was initially flooded by deep uber reviews and rants for Batman Begins but now everything has been flushed down by little swirls of chocolate and white truffle yummies.

i shall only begin (heh.) my rantings after Batman's official opening tommorow. (its a 4/5 experience, and is 2nd only to munching TimTams) till then i shall sleep on it and wonder ... "Wouldnt it be nice if the world was timtam ...."


TimTam Man: Begins.
"Its not what's beneath that matters, but what you really eat that defines who you are."

p/s:no, The man behind the cape aint me. chubby arms. but no. not me. seriously. not that crazy to sleep on 20 boxes of it. let alone buy it.

Running full circle, right back where we were.

"Do unto others what you DO NOT want others to do unto you."

a good friend of mine left this comment on C's blog and i was really confused by it.

1.is it good advice or what? given the ethos, if A does not want her ass kicked (do not want others to do unto you), she should kick everyone else's ass (do unto others) Dear! (weiyi, be careful with puns) What kind of advice is that?!?!

if you should read it another way then

2. it simply means doing nothing. if B does not steal someone's icecream (do unto others), she wont get ice cream kicked, err... licked. (what you do not want others to do unto you)

are you lost with my explanation? Or are you also stuck in a some stupid late-night confusion from reading too much cheesy advice left on blogs.

hmmm.

my room.

hmm.

my room stinks. and its stuffy. the windows have been stuck eversince they plastered a new layer of paint over the surroundings. its either the paint stuck in the hinges (cmon, my window grills are 1970s) or the rust from washing away the peels. whatever the case. its stuck. and making it very stuffy.

no, doesnt help too that i get direct sunlight everymorning till noon. and of course. my blinds are spoilt as well. they have been ever since i pulled the strings too hard one-too-happy-morning.

disastrous.

oh did i mention the horrid dust that perpetually floats in from the road junction just 50m away? everything went wrong when we hacked of the jackfruit tree. (yes yes, i have fruit trees in my house. how retro is that.) where's my shade? where's my sound barrier against the stupid honking and the occassional familiar sound of tires screeching and windscreens bits spraying into the air in a brilliant crescendo?

no wait.

where's my annual harvest of jackfruits? (technically its called chempedat, er. whatever.

sigh. no, i'm not missing the tree that much. I'm appreciative of non-existent 5AM visits of honey bees, roots creeping into my living room and weird itchy sap that drops on you for just walking around your garden.

i miss my future room. i can almost imagine it already. boo hoo. oh shuttup and let me mourn a little. sniff.

do i really need this?

breadedmushroomsintheoven. now that you've read that, thats exactly how fast it took for me to part with $10. correction, for me to part with $10 for a stupid slip of flimsy plastic. sigh.

so i scratched my phone. buying this silly thing is already too late. but but ... ITS REALLY DIFFICULT TO EARN MONEY!!! MIGOSH. My 180 dollars from slaving for allan's SpiritMakers (we trade-in your spirit for 180 dollars) pte ltd, is all but slipping, slipping away ...

so then. trading in my phone and buying an exact same model would cost me $38 in total, with a new 2 year plan. Sounds decent doesnt it ... i shall grapple with parting off another $38 dollars. sigh. money money ...

and i didnt even bat an eyelid when i flashed my swanky plastic for my dvd c|oser. hmm ... oh well .... since you're already spending the money. why not buy an O2 Xphone II as well? You've always liked it too .... hahaha ....

crap crap. i hate this world. you're sucking me dry!!

closer

"Love is fickle, flippant and ultimately self-serving.

To love is to be lost, and bruised, and scarred.

We choose to fall in love because we believe that the process will make us happier, or better people. Or we are convinced that only the presence of a particular person would turn dull existence into a full and sparkling life. Either way, it must be recognized that the bases for falling in love, at least initially, are always self-interested. There is no nobleness, no greater spiritual beyond, which binds two people together. More often that not love is a purely practical choice to make. Which makes us all users."

- phariedust.blogspot.com

inspired after watching 'closer'. sigh, gotta love the show.


hello stranger....

"A scholar in SMU is an embodiment and personification of what SMU is all about: excellence, vision, entrepreneurship, professional competence, stewardship and social and ethical responsibilities. The scholarship brings with it an aura of prestige and pre-eminence and a sense of humility, duty and service." - Alan Goh, Office of Undergraduate Admissions.

excellence / ethical / social reponsibility / humility / duty / service

for school, society, donor and ultimately myself!

honoured, yes. frightened, very.

p/s: onionknight.blogspot needs a new coat of paint. =)

Use the Force, Onion!

a proper lightsaber make every jedi-wannabe must. the force is weak in this one - too little red used, this young padawan did. (yodaish)hmmm ... pixels i see. advice Onion: do or do not, there is no try.


"cut the grass later hor, son."